Tuesday, 24 February 2009

MISSING PERSONS PROFILES part 1...

Name: Tan Ai Vee

Last Seen: Thursday, 5th of February at the LCCT airport in Sepang, Selangor, clutching an adorable teddy bear. Her normally faithful companion, a rather worn out pink piggy was nowhere to be seen on that day.

Description: Somewhat shy, she is easily embarrassed and well-known for her ability to turn bright pink in a blink of an eye. She has a kind and pleasant personality with a warm disarming smile able to melt any cold fronts. Yet, she has good leadership qualities, having served as the ALFA Youth President in 2006, YAC2 cell leader and as a regular Worship Leader for the main service of SJAG, amongst other things. She is responsible, reliable and an excellent team player.





Suspect #1: Worn out pink piggy

Motive: Revenge for years of squashy-ness. (“Squash you back!!!”)

Suspect #2: Curtin University, Perth, Australia.

Motive: To offer the opportunity to further her studies in Finance and Marketing.


*Oh no! I over-squashed dolly!*










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Name: Jared Yeoh

Last Seen: Tuesday, 11th February at a McDonald’s Restaurant in the LCCT airport in Sepang, Selangor, devouring food as though it was his last (free) meal. He was seen accompanied by his parents and other travel-weary people.

Description: The eldest and only child of David and Annie, he is an independent, reliable and determined young man, with a stern face and a stare able to make children freeze and cry. Yet behind his beauty-product-enhanced good looks and abnormally broad shoulders, he is known to have his moments of ‘slaps-forehead-til-red’ clowning moments.

Jared was ALFA youth president for a gadjillion years before he surrendered it to focus on his SPM in 2006. Even so, he remained faithfully serving in the youth ministry, helping out wherever he could. He was also YAC2 cell leader and led worship in the church main service.

*I think this must be a prison shot*


Suspect #1: Travel-weary Fair Maidens.

Motive: For reasons only fair maidens can truly understand. (Oh well, who could blame them, eh?!!)

Suspect #2: Monash University, Melbourne, Australia.

Motive: To offer the opportunity to further his studies in Psychology. (Say no more!)


*he still finds the time to pose... -_-'





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Name: Melissa Ang

Last Seen: Pulling away from her USJ home, very very early in the morning, in her family CRV with the rest of her family members. Witnesses say she was also spotted shedding a tear or two at the KLIA Departure Hall.

Description: With her exotic looks and dainty frame, one might mistake her to be a pushover... until they get pushed back!!! A responsible and reliable workaholic, this “keng chow” nocturnal young lady is dependable to get the job done. Watch out for her sms meeting reminders at 3 o’clock in the MORNING!!! Yet, she is friendly and sporting and willing to put herself down to make you feel comfortable! With such commendable skills, no wonder she was a popular ALFA youth president for 2 years in a row. Not to mention a skilful pianist and church worship leader.





Suspect #1: Her committee members

Motive: Several nocturnal smses too many and being pushed around too much?! Haha!

Suspect #2: Monash University, Melbourne, Australia.

Motive: To offer the opportunity to further her studies in Banking & Finance plus International Biz.





*you dare push me??!!! I mow you down!!! ...with a smile.*



more Missing Persons profiles to be updated soon...

5 comments:

brokenkaleidoscope said...

mmmmmmmm....... *keeps quiet and smiles to self*

DonnyTanTW said...

why???

Joh! I'm finding it disturbing whenever a psycho major (hee!) smiles to himself and remains silent.

*suspicious*... O.o?

Anonymous said...

wootz!!! DONNY'S BLOG IS MAKING A COMBACK!! YEAYYY! =) this is soo cool! xP i wonder what their reaction will be when they see this!!! haahhahah XP

cant wait for the nex update! =)

Anonymous said...

aaaaaaawwwwww!!!!
finally a decent blog post to baca!!!
so awwwwww.....=)

*aiVee* said...

AWWWWWWW............ i feel like crying now! donny... thanks... making me more homesick.... homesick is good... means u guys are really apart of me... right?
it's saturday... and i used to go church and meet up with all my noisy-lame-hyperly active-caring n loving family... now i got nothing better to do... i really miss all of u!... *tears*...

love,
aiVee