Monday, 27 July 2009

A Corny Joke a Day, Keeps The Grouchies Away

I stole this from Joyce's blog in all it's slaps-fore-head, corniness!
Here are the jokes in full Singaporean glory!

Corny joke #1 (#9 on her blog)
Hickory dickory dock,
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
But the other two got away with minor injuries.

*moans and rolls eyes* - which is the normal reaction to corny ones

Corny joke #2 (#8 on her blog)
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
I think in order to appreciate it's full corniness, you should at least attempt to think up the answer.
Don't be lazy! Got think already anot? Well, if you have, or haven't (shame on you!) the answer is: Kids don't like to eat broccoli
.

Granted, it's not politically correct, but you have to admit it's good! Haha!
Can you believe she was my cell leader for two years in UK?

Monday, 20 July 2009

It's Time to Move...

God has been so faithful to Subang Jaya Assembly!
He's blessed us in so many different ways. We first moved into the building back in the year 2000, if I'm not mistaken. And through His grace and His strength, we accomplished many exploits!
Our very first building, one we could call our own! And now, we're moving on!!! Haha!
Oh well, the church is meant to be the body of believers anyway.

Has it been TEN YEARS already??!!!

Exciting-ness!!! The First Building Fund collection was announced this morning... and it was an AH-STOWN-DINGGG amount!!! Certainly beyond what I had expected from only the first week!!! Hee... Let us continue to give, and to give cheerfully at that!!!

No more dream bike for me then... sigh... cannot! Cannot! Must give cheerfully! CHEERFULLY!!! Wahahahaahahaahh! 2 Corinthians 9 : 6-7